@xtiine

My mom is the funniest!

Mom: Cook me eggs.
Me: But you have to say I’m pretty first.
Mom: What? You’re pretty?
Me: Aww, thanks Mom!
Mom: Oh sh*t.

(couple minutes later)
Me: Mom, look at this ice.
Mom: (looks at ice) Oh sh*t.

(after cooking eggs)
Me: Oops, I dropped some.
Mom: Oh sh*t.
Me: MOM, stop cussing!
Mom: What? That’s not your cow-sin.

LOLLLLLLL, i love my mama.